Let’s be real—picking your go-to strain is more than just chasing a good high. It’s a vibe. A ritual. A whole personality. Whether you're rolling up for creativity, couch-lock, or chaotic good energy, your favorite THCA flower says a lot about you. Let’s decode the most-loved strains at Anchored and find out who you really are deep down (like really deep—Truffle deep).
🍧 Gelato
The Chill Creative
You’ve got good taste—literally and figuratively. You probably own at least one plant and a playlist full of vibey indie tracks. Gelato lovers are the type to get high and paint, redecorate their room, or suddenly start a passion project they’ll obsess over for two weeks straight. Smooth, balanced, and always down to share the aux.
🍬 Sour Runtz
The Wildcard
You are the life of the party and maybe a little unpredictable. Sour Runtz fans are bold, energetic, and never back down from a dare. You’re the friend who’s either shotgunning a soda bong or trying to hotbox a blanket fort. Everyone wants you around—but no one knows what you’re gonna do next.
🍦 Ice Cream Cookies
The Softie with Sass
You look sweet, but don’t test you. You like your highs like you like your friendships: chill, sweet, and reliable. You’re the designated snugglin' homie, probably wearing a hoodie three sizes too big, and watching nostalgic cartoons while snacking on something dangerously sugary.
🌑 Moon Berry
The Space Cadet
You’re a deep thinker with cosmic vibes. You probably journal during smoke sessions and talk about energy fields and moon cycles. But don’t get it twisted—you’ve got a mysterious edge and low tolerance for nonsense. Moon Berry lovers are intuitive, introspective, and a little out of this world.
🍄 Truffle
The Connoisseur
You don’t just smoke—you experience. You’ve got discerning taste, and you’ve probably corrected someone’s terminology once or twice. Truffle fans are seasoned stoners who appreciate the art of the flower. You roll the cleanest joints, light incense without irony, and treat smoking like a sacred ceremony.
🍊 Tropicana Cookies
The Sunshine Soul
Your vibe is straight-up contagious. Tropicana Cookies fans are bright, social, and always have a good story (even if it’s wildly unverified). You’re the type to suggest a spontaneous road trip or beach day. You’re uplifting, but not in an annoying way. We love you for it.
⛽ Sour Diesel
The Hustler
You’re up and at it—probably with a to-do list and big dreams. Sour D fans are ambitious, loud thinkers who aren’t afraid to make moves. You’re high-functioning (or at least pretending really well), and you’ll absolutely talk someone’s ear off about a new business idea. Respect.
🦍 Gorilla Glue
The Ride or Die
You’re dependable AF. Gorilla Glue fans keep it real, never flake, and give the best high-deep convos. You may move slowly, but when you’re locked in—you’re solid. The friend who pulls up with snacks, good vibes, and a backup lighter, just in case.
🍰 Wedding Cake
The Bougie Babe
You’re classy but love to get crossfaded. Wedding Cake fans love the finer things—elegant smoke seshes, curated playlists, and artisanal snacks. You’ve got main character energy, and your group chat knows it. High standards, high THC, and high fashion. Period.
🍇 Grandaddy Purp
The Old Soul
You’ve been around the block, even if you’re only 27. GDP fans are laid-back legends who know when to talk and when to vibe in silence. You probably appreciate vinyl records, slow-burn movies, and rolling by hand. Wise, mellow, and absolutely not here for drama.
🍒 Lemon Cherry Gelato
The Cool Trendsetter
You’re always ahead of the game. Lemon Cherry fans love a hype strain and have the drip to match. You’re fashionable, chill, and probably have a lowkey burner account. You turn heads without trying and make everything look effortless—even when you’re baked out of your mind.
Final Thoughts
No matter your go-to strain, the truth is: you’re a vibe. And here at Anchored, we’ve got something for every type of stoner—from chill creatives to cosmic thinkers to bougie babes. So light up, lean in, and own your strain. 🌿
